Call of Duty: Warzone’s April 1 ‘Patch Notes’ Are Actually Pretty Funny

Call of Duty: Warzone’s The April Fool’s joke is a special variant of Caldera and Rebirth Island called “Totally Normal BR” or “Totally Normal Rebirth Resurgence”.

There’s nothing normal about either mode, as players will notice right away. There are no parachutes in these modes, meaning players will fall out of the plane as soon as they fall. But luckily there is no fall damage.

“The data indicates that a considerable number of players are dying on Infil,” read the patch notes. “Given the ongoing struggle, we have removed this first barrier to entry. We would like to thank our creators for providing live demos of this issue. »

Custom loadouts have also disappeared from the mode, leaving players to fend for themselves using floor loot only. But the funniest thing in the patch notes is a fake new contract called “Subscribe Now!”, which pokes fun at streamers and content creators even more.

“This contract marks all players using clan prefixes/suffixes/tags, including but not limited to TTV, FBG, YTG, TK, TOK, as high value targets for the duration of the match,” indicate the notes. “Take advantage of new subscribers.”

Anyone who has played war zone or just about any online game the past few years has seen many players attempt to advertise their streams in their clan tags or usernames so this fun patch note hits the bone hard funny.

The limited-time mode will likely go away tomorrow once April Fool’s Day is over. The fake patch notes can be read below.

Gameplay adjustments

  • Custom loadouts have been removed.

“Loadloader weapons were clearly overpowered due to players equipping effective combinations of attachments on them. In order to level the playing field for everyone, we’ve removed loadouts from the game. Let RNG be your side.

  • Skydiving functionality has been changed in Caldera.

“The data indicates that a considerable number of players are dying on Infil. Given the ongoing struggle, we have removed this first barrier to entry. We would like to thank our creators for providing live demonstrations of this problem. “

New Tactical Gear

  • fortified pomegranate
    • Players can throw this grenade to generate a fortified 20x20x20 box base equipped with a Firesale buy station, anti-aircraft gun and defensive armored truck AI, giving them a distinct advantage during battles. clashes in the open area.

“After analyzing our heatmaps, we’ve determined that players need better tools to interact with each other in low-density areas. We expect portable fortresses to help improve survivability and to leave a mark on the morale of the enemy.

New contract

  • Subscribe now!
    • This contract designates all players using clan prefixes/suffixes/tags, including but not limited to TTV, FBG, YTG, TK, TOK, as high value targets for the duration of the match. Take advantage of new subscribers!

New fauna to loot

  • Don’t feed the sharks. 🦈

Weapons

Weapon Adjustments

Launchers

  • Launcher functionality has been changed in Caldera.

Light machine guns

  • Bren (VG)
    • Minimum damage increased to 125, down from 30

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